The Hollywood Week/Vegas Pool Party portion of
American Idol
season 11 has been a long, strange trip -- and last night Steven Tyler
provided a very convincing "closing argument" to the madness with a
long, strange strip. A whole lotta ladies have professed their lust for
this aging stripper, presumably in order to get on camera but hey, maybe
not. As I gaze into Steven's visible gems -- the piles of bracelets,
the delicate spots at which skinny calves pour into leopard-print ankle
boots -- I wonder if I, too, might suddenly have a taste for some Fruit
of the Loon.
